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Welcome to the Crazybloxian Empire.

The Empire of Crazybloxian Empire is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 327 million Crazybloxians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The very strong Crazybloxian economy, worth 25.0 trillion sliding doors a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,430 sliding doors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, merriment is might when jesters come calling with puppets in the night, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and Crazybloxian Empire has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 166,310th in the world and 138th in Force for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -26.4 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.