Template:Help me-IRC

You forgot to subst this template. Replace &#123;helpme-irc&#125; with &#123;{subst:helpme-irc}&#125; By the looks of your question, I think it would be best to have you log on to IRC. IRC stands for "Internet Relay Chat", which allows for real-time text-based communication with other users. This way, in addition to the help I can provide, I can get others on #wikipedia-en-help to help you, as well. Here is a web based IRC client, so you don't have to download anything to talk to us! We are waiting for you.