User talk:Spike

Wiki created
Hello, I would like to tell you that I have created your wiki. You can now access it at https://themirror.miraheze.org. You should automatically have been granted administrator and bureaucrat rights, if that's not the case then please leave a notice on Stewards' noticeboard so we can fix it immediately. Do not hesitate to ask questions if your question was not answered in our FAQ. Also, if you want a extension, gadget, or anything else, please ask us here. Thank you for choosing Miraheze, and we wish you good luck with your wiki! -- Void  Whispers 15:50, 27 August 2017 (UTC)

[You've got mail]
Reception123 (talk) ('C' ) 16:59, 4 November 2017 (UTC)
 * Yes, I saw it and replied. FYI--sending me an email sounds an audible alarm here; by comparison, with my current settings, posting to this page and having Meta give me an Alert are silent until I check Miraheze.  For Meta to give me an Alert that I have email is silly.   17:32 4-Nov-2017


 * PS--Ignore the above; I see from the Edit Summary on Meta that the problem is that this isn't true for all recipients and you had no way of knowing.  17:43 4-Nov-2017
 * Yes, we have had several reports that noreply@undefinedmiraheze.org ends up in spam sometimes (especially for password resets) so I'm never sure whether the user will actually receive the email. To confirm, did the one I sent go to spam or Inbox? Reception123 (talk) ('C' ) 17:45, 4 November 2017 (UTC)
 * I replied by email.  17:51 4-Nov-2017

Proposal 5
That proposal is irrelevant and invalid. The entire point of the RFC is to allow me to re-enter the Miraheze community at least on a restricted level, and therefore a proposal to “just go away” is unhelpful.

Additionally, you said “If love of Miraheze were the basis, then OP (who is not subject to any of the old IP range blocks) could have created a new identity and resumed editing” — believe me, if I could do that, I would’ve done so a long time ago. However, the inconsiderate Miraheze staff won’t let me do that, and that’s why we are here. Amanda123 (talk) 22:10, 5 November 2017 (UTC)

Wiki created
Hello, I would like to tell you that I have created your wiki. You can now access it at https://rfobasic.miraheze.org. You should automatically have been granted administrator and bureaucrat rights, if that's not the case then please leave a notice on Stewards' noticeboard so we can fix it immediately. Do not hesitate to ask questions if your question was not answered in our FAQ. Also, if you want a extension, gadget, or anything else, please ask us here. Thank you for choosing Miraheze, and we wish you good luck with your wiki! Reception123 (talk) ('C' ) 19:15, 6 November 2017 (UTC)
 * I was going to say that was a matter of seconds, but the log says it took 4 whole minutes. Thanks!   20:01 6-Nov-2017

Template as a sign
Hi!

English Wikipedia, which is perhaps the wealthiest-resourced wiki in the world, prohibits using in signature, and I ask you if you can do same for us (and you). There are few good reason, which I'll paste from enwiki:

I think mentioning malfunction should be enough reason to consider you not using template as a sign. If you wish, I can do the one-time substitution using my bot (so it doesn't flood RC). Thanks! &mdash; revi  12:32, 30 November 2017 (UTC)


 * If this becomes Miraheze policy, I'll obey it; but citing a widely ignored Wikipedia policy (notoriously ignored by their Admins) does not make it policy here. This seems like a non-problem on the order of the penalty formerly assessed by the National Football League against players dancing after touchdowns.  I have no problem seeing posts here that are directed to me.  Wikipedia's stated alternative, spilling the code into posts rather than invoking a template, was actively discouraged on Wikia Uncyclopedia, and  and I discussed it on Meta as well; it makes it tedious to read posts via diff reports.  If vandalism is a concern, you are welcome to semi-protect my (two) signature pages.  I have not changed the source in ten weeks, but do eventually plan to petition for a username change, after which the signature templates would make it easy to re-point to a new talk page.   15:12 30-Nov-2017
 * Your ping did not trigger. And it will not, unless you change it, per my suggestion.
 * I do not understand your 'National Football League' stuff. I haven't watched Football in my whole life, so I have no idea what you're talking about.
 * This is about performance rather than vandalism. Whenever you (or somebody else) change the template, that triggers all the page to be re-rendered, which will be bit of a burden (maybe not to worry right now, but what if that page is transcluded on enough pages?) for the jobqueue. &mdash; revi  15:26, 30 November 2017 (UTC)

Thanks for telling me about the Mirror
I was too busy to read it, but I can use it in my argument that the WMF and Miraheze need to collaborate. See wikiversity:User:Guy_vandegrift/Blog/Draft_space_governance--Guy vandegrift (talk) 11:36, 18 January 2018 (UTC)
 * Oy, no one has time to read it. You might cite our Gazetteer of wikis, a terse, author-written guide to the content here?  There is still something missing. WikiMedia Foundation members need to observe stop lights but this doesn't prove that they and the Traffic Patrol "need to collaborate."   12:07 18-Jan-2018

on Spike-from-NH
Hi, I just want to make sure whether Spike-from-NH is actually you. He claims to be you, but seems more like... someone else I know on another wiki.-- 12:05, 19 January 2019 (UTC)modded.-- 12:06, 19 January 2019 (UTC)
 * Sorry for the delay; Miraheze has elected to be unreachable from my kitchen-table browser and I only come to this other PC when necessary.


 * I am from NH, but have never used that username at Miraheze, and I have not edited on Meta since my listed edit of 5-Jan. I have edited my rfobasic.miraheze.org several times this month, and am here tonight to consult it.  This editor is not me.  His 6 edits to the dormant satire news wiki themirror.miraheze.org you have mass-deleted.  (I researched this in detail before comparing the three characters, which I cannot see, to your username!)


 * The intent of these edits seems to have been to install one satire news article from the Wikia Uncyclopedia "UnNews" news service, which I left and started The Mirror. Your mass deletion correctly claims a copyright violation.  The author of the original article is admin Romartus, an adult and a friend, who has better things to do than either to flog his articles on my inactive wiki or to claim to be me.  (Romartus's article on Wikia Uncyclopedia was vandalized by the insertion of Vietnamese and Arabic text, which seems to be independent from the edits here.)


 * Thank you for patrolling The Mirror, and your hunch as to the editor's true identity is worth following!  00:24 26-Jan-2019


 * PS--I see that he is registered as a bureaucrat and sysop on uncyclopedia2.miraheze.org, with which I have never been involved. I strongly object to any use of that username on any Uncyclopedia fork at Miraheze, as the overwhelming implication is that the user is me, and this is fraudulent.   00:28 26-Jan-2019
 * OK, thanks for your information. It's now an issue that a Stew handles, and I think the issue will be dealt soon.-- 01:14, 26 January 2019 (UTC)
 * Uh, thanks for your footnotes, but that case is still a copyright violation because your wiki is licensed under CC-BY-SA, which is incompatible with CC-BY-NC-SA.-- 04:54, 28 January 2019 (UTC)
 * I haven't studied this enough to contradict you, as my content is all original. Cheers.   05:39 28-Jan-2019

Back to your original point, he does seem very much like another user, Psl631 I'd guess, and in my opinion his presence on Miraheze is not to produce original content. At its most benign, he is here to assemble a collection of other people's work that he can "own." 22:17 1-Feb-2019
 * Psl631 on Miraheze said that Psl631 on wikia is another impersonation (on our Discord channel of UCP 2.0). I'm not sure about it, but it could be. What I do know is that there have been several impersonations against those who are on Uncyclopedia 2.0 everywhere (including but not limited to IRC and Discord), and now I'm also impersonated not only on Wikia but also on ENWP (surprisingly, given that I'm a Japanse native).-- 11:28, 2 February 2019 (UTC)

[Inaccessibility]
As a sysadmin, I would just like to know what you mean by "Miraheze has elected to be unreachable from my kitchen-table browser", as I can assure you we do not wish that at all, and we hope that Miraheze can be accessed by as many devices and software as possible. Reception123 (talk) ('C' ) 16:38, 2 February 2019 (UTC)
 * My friend, Miraheze certainly does not hope that! See User talk:John.   04:21 6-Feb-2019
 * Well, as John said, it is better for security reasons and they are being phased out by other sites (not only by us). If you don't mind me asking, why do you not upgrade to a more recent version of your browser to avoid not being able to access other sites too other than Miraheze? Reception123 (talk) ('C' ) 11:10, 11 February 2019 (UTC)
 * That unit is the way I like it; it has a custom .FON file and standing orders that minimize data traffic and minimize commercial annoyances. Modern versions have a dumbed-down control panel, generally reserve the right to upgrade themselves at my expense, and pursue the interests of advertisers in place of my interests.   02:10 16-Feb-2019

Multiplying like rabbits
Romartus, Admin on Uncyclopedia (Wikia) tells me that Roza, ex-Admin on Uncyclopedia (fork) has started a wiki here after being dumped from the fork for being imperious, by its imperious owner. Surely Miraheze will not mind if any number of Uncyclopedians create wikis here to try to be Uncyclopedia in all respects except the existence of a community. After all, y'all granted me TheMirror.miraheze.org (on which, by the way, NY Times gets flak for calling physicist a "climate dentist"). 06:12 24-Feb-2019
 * As Chairman Mao once apparently said, 'Let a 1,000 Uncyclopedias flourish - all the better to track down the authors later'. (Little Red Book. Digital edition by Xi Jinping). --Romartus (talk) 11:01, 26 February 2019 (UTC)
 * Yup, a personal hero of mine, to be sure, both of 'em in fact, validating leaders "on a power trip," as Miley Spears would put it. Welcome back!   02:13 28-Feb-2019

PS—to —Even more recently, Wikia has declared its intention to drop its hosting of original Uncyclopedia, in view of my obviously "racist" African-Americans and other pages in the venerated "Deliberately Offensive" category, they being stereotypical San Francisco swells professing diversity until it actually happens. This would be a fine acquisition for Miraheze, which I have advocated there. 02:13 28-Feb-2019

Invitation
Hello, I am a user of Sacred Desgalipedia, Galician version of the Uncyclopedia and I came here to give you an invitation. Beyond good news. Wikia/FANDOM is getting rid of uncys due to content problems of its articles and since last Thursday there are plans to possibly join the uncyclopedia.co version as well as the transfer of other wikis to other server farms. Well, it's a situation that will take a lot of discussion by the end of March. Well, as it should be the real Uncy Spike, I'll give you the Discord link if you want to see your old mates. 00:01, 3 March 2019 (UTC)


 * Sorry; it is not "beyond good news." It is not news at all that the impostor Uncyclopedia's attempt to stampede talent onto it has entered a sixth year, now made urgent by the meltdown of Wikia's promise to host it.  I do not believe in an Uncyclopedia that is the property of a couple of its editors, and that was the motive for the split in 2013, and the reason for my refusal in 2013.  I have advocated that Uncyclopedia seek a new home at Miraheze, where the Stewards will be a final arbiter of any issues that the officials cannot resolve by themselves.  My "old mates" know exactly where I am.   04:39 4-Mar-2019

A barnstar for you!
Thank you! Unfortunately, so much time has passed that I don't know/remember what you are praising me for! 23:42 3-Apr-2019

Hello
Hi Spike, Sorry things had to end this way. Looks like we still have a few days on the old site left, and Wikia's technical support team has not yet got around to contacting me yet. Meanwhile, much of the old site can be found at archive.org, which hopefully is compatible with Firefox 10 (and is certainly less prone to advertising!). Just wanted to say hi, and give you another way of accessing some of the content after the old site closes. Simsilikesims (talk) 20:53, 5 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Thanks, Simsie. Might someday make a bound volume of my FAs (to go on the shelf next to my manuals for Digital Equipment Corporation).  My new stuff is at https://TheMirror.miraheze.org where there is currently an India side-by-side.  Have had to fire up Firefox 52 Pickup, anyway, to be here (though I'm using the phone right now).   22:36 5-Apr-2019

Donation
I have your check, I've just been too lazy to take it to the bank because reasons. At least 1040 reasons. Will do it next week and update Finance, thanks again --Labster (talk) 07:13, 14 April 2019 (UTC)